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My 10th birthday party. Everyone left becaues I ate all 13 cakes... In case you don't know, I'm a twenty-something with no job and am currently out of school. I have 'currently' been such a person for about, say, a year. I play online games, and although I do not live with my mom DIRECTLY, I do live with her in the sense that "She gives me money to live somewhere else because I am so god-damned

Boy, there are so many reasons that they are difficult to ennumerate. Here's a summary outlining the fundamentals of the problem: 1. Old people have the physical and mental capacities of a new-born baby. On top of that, they are legally allowed to drive. You do the math.   Still not convinced? Here are the horrific results: 2. Old people are old. I mean, really REALLY old. I know that sounds