When life calls and you must leave your unfortunate blog dormant for a while, there are certain things I highly recommend doing before you do.
Have akismet installed. If you don’t then expect to come back to 400 spam comments that you then have to delete manually. Oh the joys. One or two spam comments a
Check out these funny cartoons characterizing the Jordanian Arabic Culture of being so much restrictive even when it comes to Google Earth.As Honor is priority number one in the Arabic and Jordanian societies, this cartoon expresses the mentality of preventing public photo shooting as there could be some girls, or outdoor dates around LOL even if it was satellite pictures!So if you keep zooming in through Google Earth, Jordan, down to Amman, 3rd Circle, and exactly there at the small green field, you might find this: (definitely better than what u could find if you zoomed in to the RGB pub LOL)[cartoon by Osama Hajjaj]Last Cartoon [6] in English:HEY YO!! What the hell r u lookin at? fuck off or i'll kick your ass! LOLFunny Cartoons
Let me start by explaining the term "Penalized by Google" in brief for those [non-webmasters] who are not familiar with it, and never heard of it!Google Penalization is a fear for all webmasters (website owners), as google bans any site caught violating any of the Google Rules. sites banned by google may not appear at all or may sink down to the bottom in Google Search Engine Results Pages(SERPs)! Why is it so important to keep it legal and never get banned by Google? because simply Google is the main stable enduring source of websites traffic (visitors)!Now what is in common between Google and Girlfriends?! well obviously its not just the [1] initial letter "G" [the big G's] LOL! [2] when a girlfriend likes her boyfriend more she would give him a higher priority and would marry him when he ranks number one in her life! so is google, if google likes a website for certain keyword, google would grant this site a higher rank in their search results and the site would be married to the huge traffic when ranked as number 1!![3] Girlfriends are so harsh and full of restrictions, if a boyfriend violates one rule he will be dumped and banned from her life, she might never talk to him again or she might stay as a fake friend! so is google, its full of complex restrictions and its harsh when a site violates one rule, google may ban you for good or may penalize you keeping you as fake results in the bottom of their search results pages!![4] Google would like to be visited regularly and would prefer a new look everyday (by changing their Google Logo according to all world occasions), so is your girlfriend, she would like to be visited and called regularly and she would love to do a new fancy look everyday!!But why being Penalized by Google is worse than being Dumped by Girlfriend?? well, you might need couple of weeks, months, years or decades (according to how much you were in love) to forget your ex-girlfriend and start looking for a another one! but in Google's case, you wil ...
Let me start by explaining the term "Penalized by Google" in brief for those [non-webmasters] who are not familiar with it, and never heard of it!Google Penalization is a fear for all webmasters (website owners), as google bans any site caught violating any of the Google Rules. sites banned by google may not appear at all or may sink down to the bottom in Google Search Engine Results Pages(SERPs)! Why is it so important to keep it legal and never get banned by Google? because simply Google is the main stable enduring source of websites traffic (visitors)!Now what is in common between Google and Girlfriends?! well obviously its not just the [1] initial letter "G" [the big G's] LOL! [2] when a girlfriend likes her boyfriend more she would give him a higher priority and would marry him when he ranks number one in her life! so is google, if google likes a website for certain keyword, google would grant this site a higher rank in their search results and the site would be married to the huge traffic when ranked as number 1!![3] Girlfriends are so harsh and full of restrictions, if a boyfriend violates one rule he will be dumped and banned from her life, she might never talk to him again or she might stay as a fake friend! so is google, its full of complex restrictions and its harsh when a site violates one rule, google may ban you for good or may penalize you keeping you as fake results in the bottom of their search results pages!![4] Google would like to be visited regularly and would prefer a new look everyday (by changing their Google Logo according to all world occasions), so is your girlfriend, she would like to be visited and called regularly and she would love to do a new fancy look everyday!!But why being Penalized by Google is worst than being Dumped by Girlfriend?? well, you might need couple of weeks, months, years or decades (according to how much you were in love) to forget your ex-girlfriend and start looking for a another one! but in Google's case, you wil ...
Michelle Obama in Tallahassee April 8, 2008, originally uploaded by MettaMomma.
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Palin Power, originally uploaded by brownsshowdown @ www.NicShayko.com.
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باب الحارة أغلق ابواب المستقبل، نور مهند أطفأت أنوار الدروب، سنوات الضياع ضاعت على الشعب العربي السخيف الخفيف، وستار اكاديمي ستر المفضوح وأفضح المستور!!لا أدري إلى أين وصلنا، وكيف وصلنا إلى هذه الدرجه من السخافه، لكي يتعلق شعبنا العربي وبكل اعماره أولاده وشيوخه بنات ونساء بأسخف الأشياء وأتفهها!لم أتابع أي من هذه المسلسلات السخيفه وأنا لا أناقش مضمونها السخيف والمكرر، لكني مستاء من مدى التعلق العربي في هذه البرامج!التعلق الذي وصل إلى حد حظر التجول في الشوارع عند عرض هذه البرامج، إلى حد مناقشة مشاكل أبو عصام و جمال لميس ورومانسية نور ومهند المقلده بالمجالس العربيه، إلى حد طلاق الأزواج نتيجة لمناقشة هذه البرامج!هل حياتنا أصبحت مثاليه كفاية لكي نكن كل اهتمامنا وجميع حواسنا إلى:شفتي شو كان لابس مهند مبارح؟ حرام نور كانت متدايئة! ابعتلي صورة لميس! يحيى عنجد زلمه (في مسلسلات تركيه لا يعرف حتى الأتراك عنها)!! والله حرام يموت أبو عصام! ... وأبصر شو من هل حكي الفاضي ....باب الحارةو الله يستر من إلي جاي !!!!